As today nothing of any importance happened, instead i'm going to reflect on some other things of interest around here, being British then the first on the agenda must be the weather which seems to act completely different around here to anywhere else in the world. In one day we can quite happily have five downpours, boiling sunshine, half a dozen rainbows and a tornado for dessert. Well maybe not the tornado but everything else on the list is perfectly feasible in just a few hours, I was planning to take a walk to deal with my addiction earlier in what seemed to me perfect sunshine by the time I got outside you could be mistaken for thinking it was Noah's Arc II. Being the academic type I spent many painful minutes working out the cause for this weather irregularity, and deduced after pages of notes that it was due to being right next to the beach, and the turbulence caused by the water. Also it's probably due to the fact the weather also hates me, so I guess i should bring a rucksack every time I go out full of every type of clothing I may need!
The next minor gripe are the flies, wasps and other insects which seem almost romantically attached to my person. No sooner do I got outside than half the cornish insect population attach themselves to me, some sorta mini Francis of Assisi in the making I presume, great career path to follow! I guess unless I wear a mosquito net every time I go out, totally increasing my attractiveness, i'm gonna have to put up with this inconvenience. Why couldn't some other poor sod have this affliction, someone more worthy like Brown or Bush or some other minor politician!
To close in today's predictions, doom, gloom and unexplained fires as I start sixth form tomorrow, complete with all the problems it brings with it. I mean we actually don't get bundled into uniforms for once causing huge conundrums such as what am I actually meant to wear, I mean I suppose clothes are a good start but where does it start and where does it end. Are you required to start school with only boxers on and work upward with each lesson? Or is it even more fun, grey clothes only, no hoodies day etc? Well I guess only time will tell, and you never know it might even turn out "fun" i'll tell all tomorrow.
c ya
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You really need to go top sixth for if you actually spent that much time thinking and writing about the weather! I suggest you wear lots of clothes to sixth form tomorrow otherwise not only will you turn up to aload of 16 year old naked you will also be covered in flys
covered in flies is true. You better wear some fancy suit, you know, some sort of Godfather stuff. You gonna make a good impression. I'm telling you.
lol yea the weather really does change down there, but in all the times i have been to cornwall i have never been attacked by the insects like you say you do lol....they must like you sam sam!!!haha
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